Today I sat down and wrote out Starfleet’s report. The Report. I detailed what I thought was the cause, I described the effect, and offered a solution. I even posted here on this website. Went to work. Thought about what I said, how it would be received, if I was doing the right thing. The truth is: I can’t express it in words. It will not work. Deleted the post. I’m better at 3D modeling. People will look at that. Words: not as much. Plus, I don’t want people reading something that they are not ready to understand; no matter how true it is.
What matters is that we finish Escape from Granite Mountain. But first, I’m going to go crawl in bed with the wife while it’s relatively early. Peace out.

Good Times Ahead

Anyone visiting, thanks. The depth of our fallen brothers sacrifice to protect our rights so that we may speak freely and openly will never be lost on us. We have a responsibility to make that sacrifice mean something: to make it work the way our fathers envisioned. With that said we are pulling back our posts to the Salt Lake City Rants and Raves forum until we have something more significant to add.

Conference 2018 (Dissent)

Hey Guys,

Man that was a real boring conference. It’s a good thing you have Starfleet and Brother Joe around to liven things up. Oh, and that rigged election, nice touch.

Doesn’t matter: we’re way more cooler than you.

Hey old people! Get off the mic! You suck!

Oh man I can’t believe how dark it is for kids these days. All thanks to their parents.

Conference (Re)Schedule

Choose The Right emblem on a Winnebago Steering Wheel

At the 2017 October Conference the LDS Church decided it was better to hold Priesthood meetings once a year. Still, in 2018 there are two conferences: a priesthood meeting and a women's meeting. The priesthood meeting is slated for April 1st, 2018 and the women's meeting is for October 2018. We had planned to submit our next comic for October of 2018. However, we had decided to throw all of our effort towards a April 1st, 2018 release. That target date is 25 days away from the time of this post. Technically, it is feasible as we have the assets and software. Personally, however, I question the time resources to achieve our new target. There are chores at home and responsibilities at work that we can not ignore. I have already spoken to my wife about this and she understands I will become a hermit in the upstairs studio. Brothers and Sisters, Starfleet will see you April 1st, 2018 with our comic response to the April 1st, 2018 General Conference.

Should Joseph Smith or Starfleet drive this Winnebago?
Joseph Smith portrayed as a rock star

Smart Utah Phone App

While you’ve been sitting idly thinking about nothing, you’ve probably been listening to the radio or TV in the background. You don’t pay much attention to the noise. But listen closer.

The local media has been pushing this app called SafeUT, managed by the University of Utah’s Neuropsychiatric Department.

It targets “troubled youth” and encourages everybody who has the app on their phone to, well, instead of intervening, let a Crisis Professional take care of it. For times when being human is just a little too much: pull out your phone and report somebody.

Even more threatening are the many suggestions creeping into your mind while you are unaware: this is not your parental responsibility, this is the State’s responsibility.

You’ve been duped believing you are the parents of your children. In fact, you have lost all your parental rights without even knowing it. State government has a plan for you. God has a plan for you. Follow.